n a perfect world, we could all have sex whenever we felt like it, free of inhibitions and obstacles. We would do it in the middle of the day in the kitchen, or maybe at dusk in the middle of the living room. But for many of us, privacy like that, is a luxury we don’t have in our homes. No matter if you live in a shared flat, have children or other family members: We show you how you don’t have to do without sex and porn despite a full house.
Whether it’s the WG or a large family with children or other family members, many of us live with other people – that requires consideration. And some planning. So what do you do when you’re just horny in a full house? How can you satisfy your sexual cravings when other people are cavorting around the home? Don’t worry. There’s still hope. Here are some ways you can have sex and watch porn in a crowded house without giving yourself away.
Get comfortable in the shower
It may not be the most spacious environment, but the bathroom is the pinnacle of privacy when you’re living with others. As long as the shower is running and the door is locked, you won’t have to worry about anyone bothering you or barging in.
Become an early riser
If you’re into morning sex, set your alarm clock a little earlier than usual. Wipe the sleep from your eyes and start the day with sex. If you get up before the sun, you’ll probably be up before anyone else in the house.
Sex in the morning is not your thing? Then do it the other way around and stay up long after everyone else’s bedtime. Either way, you’ll have time to yourself while everyone else is sleeping.
Have sex outside your bed
Bed frames and box springs don’t lie when it comes to sex. The unmistakable sounds of your bodies seem to penetrate even the thickest walls, announcing your lovemaking to the masses. But you can avoid the dreaded creaking by simply moving the sex to the floor. Put some blankets and pillows on the floor for comfort and let it rip there.
You’ll be surprised how much more fun you can have when you no longer have to worry about the stability and noise of the bed structure – sometimes limitations make sex all the more fun.
Conclusion
But where there’s a will, there’s a way: with a little planning and creativity, you can make the wildest sex dreams come true, even when the house is full. But please be mindful of those around you and do your best not to embarrass others. This is especially true if you live with children.